Extreme spin

I'm not quite sure why I bothered reading the column. But since I did, here's Shorter Larry Zolf:
On at least one issue, Harper has changed his position to be no more extreme than the Bush administration!1!!squarerootof121!!! Can you feel the centrism?

For added fun, compare and contrast to the Poor Man Institute's consistently brilliant mockery of pseudo-centrism. As best I can tell, the main difference is that in Zolf's case, the absurdity is entirely unintentional.