Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Sir Stephen's Song

Coming soon to a BT minstrel performance near you:
Brave Sir Stephen ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When questions reared their ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Stephen turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Stephen!

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...
(Adapted from.)

Update: As balbulican notes in comments, great minds think alike. (And balb does much more with the adaptation.)

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