Stockboy Writes a Letter

And to think this is Stockwell Day with PMS' muzzle on:

Maybe all my constituents living high up on the West Bench, or Lakeview Heights, or the hills of Logan Lake will soon be sitting on lakeside property as one of the many benefits of global warming...

I guess what the treaty signers should have done was to stage a fist fight at the signing ceremony. At least they would have got a headline for all their labours...

Mexico’s democracy is really just coming of age since they have been ruled for almost 70 years by a pseudo-democratic regime.

As with any loss of position the previous power brokers have been furiously trying to whip up mass protests in the streets to topple the new government.

Toss in Day's complete lack of an eye for even the most basic of details (unless Steven Harper really did meet with Felipe Calderone), and it's plain just what intellect and insight we can expect from our Minister of Public Safety. But if there's any plus side, it's the possibility that maybe Day will dedicate himself full-time to a rambling letter-writing campaign rather than inflicting his lack of knowledge on Ottawa any longer.

Update: The CP details just how wrong Day was in his passage about Mexican politics.

Update II: And for those wondering whether Day has any more of a clue it comes to matters at the core of his ministerial responsibilities, the answer is "no".